Okay, so the past couple of days haven't been the most favourite of my lifetime. Preparing for a colonoscopy will not make the Top Ten of Fun Life Experiences. It's a pretty amazing way to lose 2 kilos in about 5 minutes but I wouldn't recommend it.
But when you get to a certain age, all your bits start falling apart and your brain is the least of it. Routine maintenance which includes a camera up your clacker is not that many people's idea of a good time even if the Internet will tell you different.
But I'll tell you - there is some EVIL SHIT that they sell in chemists. And that's not even pun intended. Although it works on some level.
Stuff that makes your proximity to a toilet very important indeed.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
